Always Looking
I'm a regular guy, I'm not great with women, but not bad either. I can hold my own when it comes to picking up chicks and I'm always looking for my next girlfriend. Like most men, I'm always ready and I'm not about to turn down any opportunity for pussy.
Online dating is great for finding women, but you have to be able to close the deal. Sometimes I strike out, but I don't give up. You can't let stuff get you down. What helps me is an unwavering belief that it's all about timing, and that timing has nothing to do with the guy's pick up skills. It's about her and what she's been dealing with lately.
There are a lot of crazies out there too, and with those ones no one has a chance. For example, a chick that puts her naked ass online looking for a date and then gets all religious out of nowhere when you finally meet face to face (this just happened to me last month, what the fuck is that all about?). I'm smart enough not to compete with Jesus and I try not to think about it much.
I don't have a particular type of woman; they just have to be hot enough. I don't really know how else to describe it- she must have a shapely body and a face that doesn't look like it's been hit with a frying pan. Blonde, brunette, busty, flat, tall, short, whatever, it's all good when she's sucking my cock or screaming for me not to stop. I just love sex, and I've never understood guys who can look at a beautiful woman and say things like "I wouldn't want to fuck her because her tits aren't big enough." Those guys are fucking stupid and they're probably lying. If they had a shot, they'd hit it. We're not all that different.
I'm 36 and I've been around, but the only piece of wisdom I have to pass on is that it's absolutely worth lying to chicks to get them in bed. It usually gets me into trouble in the long run, but long-term relationships aren't what I'm after. Some guys can do well by always being honest, but I'm not one of them.
You got to go with what works, and if that takes a few lies, lie like a rug. Women on online dating sites are almost an exception to the rule though because the anonymous nature of the Net allows being straightforward about your intentions. Bluntly stating stuff like: "I want you to come over to my place right now so I can fuck you hard," is okay in cyberspace! Of course, most times I'm not quite so honest, but you get my point. That particular line doesn't have a high percentage of working, even online. The fact that it works at all is fucking awesome. Honesty like that in a bar or anywhere else will get you exactly nowhere.
One of the chicks I see on and off I met online, her name is Candice and she's fucking awesome. Great body, great attitude, and loves sex just as much as I do. We're not exclusive or anything and I wouldn't call her a slut, but she's been around. We hook up about once a month or so and get rid of some tension. I'm a lucky guy, but luck only happens to guys who look for it.
This weekend she called me up and I dropped plans to go out drinking with some friends to fuck her brains in for a whole day. My buddies bugged me about it, but a sore cock is much better than a hangover. The reason for her phone call was simply that she was bored, she'd been stood up by one of her girlfriends when they had plans to hang out at the beach. A girl like Candice can never be bored, and I knew if I blew her off she would move on to some other guy to take care of her in such a clearly desperate situation.
I got her to come over to my place and to make her feel better about missing some rays we hung out in my back yard. I didn't plan on fucking her on a blanket right there, but once we started kissing I wasn't about to stop. My hands roamed to her breasts, then under her shirt to feel her nipples, and then I slipped a finger under her panties and felt how hot and wet she was. I still had a green light, so I pulled her clothes off and went to work with my tongue.
I love eating pussy. There's nothing better in the world than giving a woman an orgasm and being right up close to feel every muscle in her body react to my touch. I ate her out until she came, and then she was so into the moment she didn't care where we were, she just wanted my cock. I didn't even have to ask her to give me head, she just pounced on me and before I knew it I was coming down her throat.
After that we went inside and I can remember her riding me like a bull and giving it to her with her legs sprawled over her head, but the rest is a blur of pounding her pussy with every fiber of my being. It was such an athletic fuck that we fell asleep for a couple hours, completely naked in my living room without a blanket. When we woke up we were both ready for round two, which turned into round three, and then finally the next morning, round four, but for that one we were both sore and it was that typical sensual, slow fuck that always helps me sleep in extra long on Sundays. Fortunately for my back I woke up in my bed, somehow we finally made it to the bedroom.
We were so fucked out that we slept in until noon, and when I finally woke up and realized what time it was I freaked. I barely had enough time to get Candice out of my house before my wife came home.
Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Yeah, I fuck around. So what?
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