So You Fucked Someone's Wife…

Now Get Her To Keep Coming Back


So you're trying to get a slut wife to regularly polish your knob? You've definitely got your hands full. These days, getting a married woman to bend over for you is easy with the advent of computer dating services like Adult Friend Finder, the hard part is getting them to keep doing it for you.

Sometimes it's impossible to keep a cheating wife coming back, a lot of women fuck around on their husbands strictly for revenge and a one-time fling is all they are looking for. However, there are some general guidelines that can improve your odds. It takes patience, but as you already know- nothing is hotter than a torrid affair so it's well worth the effort.


Don't Pretend That She's Single

Sometimes the hottest sex comes from an emotional response we have to doing something wrong. The, "I know this is bad but I'm doing it anyway" thoughts are a very sexy part of every affair. Don't fuck up the whole cheating experience with head games. You're both adults and let's face it- no one is getting fooled. If you're married, be upfront about it, being honest about your situation, whatever it is, will help you to earn her trust. She will be more inclined to return to the relative safety of your bed if she feels you've never hidden anything from her.


Privacy Is King

Lose the roommate, or if you live with your parents, rent a motel room. Of course if you're married you have to rent a motel room, it's just too risky otherwise.

Although guys typically don't care if they have an audience listening through some very thin walls, most women do have a problem with it, especially cheating wives. The key to getting laid again actually relies more on how comfortable she felt with the experience than how good you were in bed.


Cleanliness Is Your Best Wingman

You must be immaculately groomed if you are going to get laid at all but if she missed something before you got her in the sack, she's sure to notice while you're having sex. Immaculate means: clean clothes; shower and shave just before going out; brush your teeth; floss; use mouthwash; carry breath mints; use antiperspirant; don't put too much cologne on; trim your nose, ear and pubic hair; clean under your nails; put odour eaters in your shoes; and don't wear that pair of underwear with a shit stain. But of course you do these things every day anyway, right?


Take Her To A Love Shack- Not A Garbage Dump

A woman wants to go back to a clean, safe, private place to be treated like a sex goddess. If you're going to bring her back to your place, tidy up before you go out. Women do not want to get naked in a rat's nest with pizza boxes on the floor. Keeping your home clean even while she is there is also important- if you make her dinner or build a fire in the fireplace, you should not make a huge mess. And ahem… it's the man's job to throw a used condom into a wastebasket as soon as possible. Morning after remorse is extremely heightened at the sight of a minefield of used condoms lying all over the floor. It's even worse if she wakes up and realizes she's been sleeping on one.


Unless She Asks, Don't Come In Her Face, Or her Mouth

For the first night, the best advice we can give is to come inside a condom. Most women do not like the taste of come and consider getting it pumped all over their face kind of disgusting and insulting. Well, even if they don't find it disgusting, it's considered a little too kinky for a first encounter.


Don't Ask Dumb Questions

Questions to avoid after your first time:
Was I good?
Is my cock big enough for you?
How good was I?
Was I better than your last lover?
Where did you learn to do that?
You don't go to the gym, do you?
Do you have a younger sister?
Can we try some kinkier stuff next time?

You know, these questions are best avoided with any woman you've only fucked once.


Discretion Is Essential

She really doesn't want to get caught. Keep your mouth shut and don't send her flowers. Don't tell your friends about her, even if you keep her anonymous. Stories like that always come back to bite you in the ass. Contact her only through Email, and don't pressure her. In order for you to successfully fuck a married woman more than once she has to see sex with you as an exciting time with minimal risk- and she has to feel as though she is in control.


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