Tips Every Cheater Should Know
The Internet is an incredibly powerful tool for bringing people together. It's never been easier to fuck around and get away with it, yet many guys still get caught for not knowing the basics of philandering....
Tip #1
Don't Be Your Own Worst Enemy.
DO NOT, under any circumstances tell her that you've been cheating! Doing so is never in her best interest and not in yours. The only reason you would ever consider doing it is to be rid of your own guilt. Be a man- suck it up and shut up. That's the price of cheating.
Tip #2
Don't Do Anything Different In The Sack- At Home.
Keep your sex life with your wife the same as it always is. Don't have less sex, don't have more. If you normally have boring sex, have boring sex with her even if it kills you. The same goes even if you usually have good sex, you'll have to find the energy somehow (yes, yes, we know- it doesn't seem to make sense to cheat if you have it great at home but let's be honest- there is no such thing as too much sex). And remember, no matter how tempting it is to try out that new trick you just learned, don't do it with the wife. New tricks are a sure giveaway- stick to your old favorites.
Tip #3
Her Friends Are Off Limits.
It's just suicide. No matter how much you want one of them (or three or four) and no matter how easy it could be- you have to resist. Women talk, women are deceitful, and women confess. There are only three possible outcomes when you fuck one of your wife's friends:
- She tells a friend, who tells a friend, who tells another friend, who tells your wife.
- She tells your wife, because she wanted to break the two of you up (either out of spite or to prove that you're a bastard- either way it's bad for you)
- Guilt eats away at her and she confesses to ease her conscience. The better friends they are, the greater the pressure and the speedier confession.
That's it. Those are all the possibilities. It's a lose-lose-lose situation. However, there is a silver lining- if her friends want you, others will too. They just haven't seen you yet.
There are always more women that your wife doesn't know than ones that she does, so take the boost to your self esteem at the first knowing look, then go online and get a date with a woman she doesn't know. This is the hardest tip to follow of them all, but it's the truest test of character- for the cheater and the faithful. You've been warned.
Tip #4
Use An Anonymous Email Service
Hotmail.com, Yahoo.com, or any of thousands of free email providers out there will allow you to pick up messages without leaving any evidence on your computer.
Also, don't bookmark the dating service site (duh!) and delete your browser's history file and cache after every session. To be completely safe, use HistoryKill - a program that will eliminate all traces of evidence for you. It does a lot better job than you could ever do on your own, and it's free to try for a month.
Tip #5
Don't Kiss And Tell.
Every person that knows what you are up to is a liability. Resist the urge to brag. You don't need anyone to cover for you either. It's hard enough to keep lies straight when you only have to worry about what you're going to say. If you throw another person into the mix you are guaranteeing that a fatal mix up will happen sooner or later.
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