A Little Weirder Please
I know that I'm a little kinky when it comes to sex; I think I always have been. I don't like anything painful, not that kind of kinky. I like different sort of things to go along with sex, the weirder the better. Let's see if I can explain this properly.
I have a foot fetish, that's one place to start, but I don't think it's the weirdest of my perversions by a long shot. It's a body part that is left untouched sometimes for an eternity and it feels really intense to have a good tongue between my toes. I don't know why some people think it's weird or gross - it feels awesome.
Anal sex is another one of my perversions. I've had a 50-50 ratio of boyfriends that liked fucking me up the ass. Well, sometimes I don't like it. I have to have a lot of trust in a guy before I will do it with him because I have had a couple of really bad experiences- guys that went nuts and starting pounding too fast. As I said, I don't like pain; I like different kinds of sex.
I like anything to do with humour and sex. I like to sing bad pop songs while I get fucked. I like it when my pussy makes funny farting noises and I end up in a giggle fit with my lover. I like it when a guy is comfortable enough with his body and his sexuality to be playful in bed, not taking sex seriously all the time. I find myself laughing when a guy starts talking dirty- but I like it if he keeps on talking and fucking while I laugh.
I like role-playing, but never in an S&M kind of way. I like pretending to be someone else: an actress in a movie, the neighbour's wife, Martha Stewart, Queen Elizabeth, Monica Lewinsky (only when there are cigars around), that kind of thing. Kinky as in the kind of bad jokes played out in cheap porno movies. I have a real soft spot for guys that can do impersonations of actors. I feel like Jack Nickelson has fucked me at least a hundred times.
I'm also into different toys and foods- but nothing too weird. Whip cream, edible oils that glow in the dark, flavoured underwear, that sort of thing- the stuff at the specialty stores. I own about a dozen dildos and vibrators- a massive dildo, a small dildo, a vibrating egg, a double dildo, a few anal plugs, some handcuffs for my nipples, pretty standard stuff for a girl with an overactive sex drive and an appetite for something different.
It was my unusual tastes that got me interested in the Internet and how I discovered Adult Friend Finder. I started in the chat rooms exchanging wild ideas for role-playing. It evolved into meeting guys who had fetishes just like me. The first guy I met online had a job where he had to dress up in a clown suit and wave at cars. I met him at a fast food restaurant and we fucked on his lunch break in the parking lot. It was wild; he came all over his suit and didn't clean it up. He also quit the next day and returned it with the stains. I ended up in a relationship with him for a couple of months.
Let's see, I've had sex with a jockey, that was a wild time because I made him ride me like a horse. He was too small to support me but he gave it a good try. It was an interesting one-night stand. The best sex I've ever had though has been with my current boyfriend Paul, and I never would have met him if it wasn't for Adult Friend Finder.
Even though he doesn't have some wild job (he's an a engineering student) and he's never dressed up for me, he knows what I like. He can make me laugh until I feel like I'm going to burst- and at the same time fuck me until I've come so many times that I'm almost in tears. I think he just might be my soul mate, but he doesn't do a very good imitation of Jack Nickelson. I think I see if I can get him to imitate Tom Cruise tonight.
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