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I had a hard time getting back into the dating scene after I broke up with a girl I'd been going out with for two years. After a few weeks of rubbing my dick raw from being horny all the time I stumbled across a dating service on the Internet while surfing for porn. I never thought I'd ever join one, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose.

It was a little hard at first to pick a proper name that would get me some attention, but once I was in the system I started messaging a bunch of babes to see if I'd get a response. It took a few days, but I had a date for the following weekend with a beautiful girl named Julie.

We met at a restaurant that was close to her place and hit it off immediately. Julie's nice round ass and perky tits made me forget my ex-girlfriend the moment I saw her.

We had a lot to drink at dinner and I might of said a few things I shouldn't have. I'm not very good with women. I thought everything was going great for most of the date, but when I escorted her back to her place she gave me a kiss on the cheek and said goodnight. I stuck out big time. She wouldn't even French me.

I almost gave up on the whole Internet dating thing after that experience, but I told myself I'd give it another try since I had a few weeks before my membership expired. This time I made it very clear to any woman online that I wanted to fuck, and on a one-night stand only basis.

It took a little longer to get a positive response (about a week) but it worked. This total slut of a housewife invited me over to her place while her husband was at work. Sex with her was sort of like being pounced on. She was all over me and extremely kinky. I learned a lot, I never knew I liked having a finger shoved up my ass while coming in a woman's mouth.

I regretted being so adamant about the one-night stand thing. I would have loved to fuck her again but she kept going on about how she only got off on someone new and it didn't like repeat performances.

My success gave me the confidence to go after a few extremely hot babes online that I'd originally passed over because I didn't think I'd have a chance and it led to the most amazing night of my life. I think everything new we try in life has a learning curve. I still wasn't great with women, I got shot down a lot, but I went on so many dates I got lucky a few times. Internet dating is all about volume.

After about two months I'd completely gotten over my ex-girlfriend and my social calendar was full. The more bold I got with women the better I did, and after being a complete asshole online I landed a date with a college babe named Jill.

All the practice I'd had with other women helped me avoid saying anything too stupid and she asked me to pick her up at her dorm. Imagine my surprise when I she invited me in to wait while she got ready and introduced me to two of her girlfriends, who just happened to be wearing pajamas.

I have acted out every guy's fantasy and lived to tell about it. I found out what wild sex really is. It was a total set up and as soon as Jill left the room both her friends started coming on to me. They were very forward and even asked if I'd ever had sex with more than one woman at a time. Seeing the opportunity and with my new found confidence I lied and said a girlfriend in high school invited her best friend to join us because she wanted to show her what really getting fucked was like.

The girls responded very positively to the lie and before I knew I was sitting on a couch in-between them and their hands were all over me. Just as Jill came out from getting ready her blonde friend Kelly had her hand down my pants and her brunette friend Nancy was kissing my neck.

She tried to look surprised, but it was obvious they had planned this all along. I didn't know where to start, but I rose to the occasion and proved I could fuck three babes and not embarrass myself. We did everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. It's tough to describe the sensation of sampling three pussies in one night, but it was awesome- almost as awesome as sampling all their asses as well!

Jill had the tightest pussy I've ever put my cock into, but fucking Nancy in the ass is my favorite memory. She was an anal virgin and only did it because both her friends went nuts when she confessed she'd never done it before. The two babes helped me fuck her in the ass, preparing her butthole with a ton of lube and licking her pussy until she was just about to come. The moment I felt her inner sphincter give way as my cock went where no man has gone before she came with a shudder that shook her entire body. I lasted about two strokes after experiencing it and filled her ass with my second load of the day.

I had four orgasms in total that night and my cock was so sore afterwards I cancelled two dates the next week. I never got another invite to fuck the three college babes, but I've talked to Jill online a few times and found out they all have serious boyfriends and felt pretty guilty for going through with the orgy.

It's a bit disappointing that I never got to fuck them again, but how many guys can say they've fucked three chicks at one time? If I'd known the Internet would have led me to a girl like Jill I'd have gone online years ago (not to mention the other babes I've nailed over the last few months). I feel like I want to tell the world what I've accomplished!

Here's a bit of advice for anyone who wants to take it: if you want to get laid, go online and be open about wanting a casual relationship. Don't make excuses for wanting to fuck. Do it with confidence and you will succeed, but it's a ratio. You will strike out more often than you succeed, but don't think about things you did wrong if you strike out the first few times. Just pick yourself up and start over. I love the expression "even a blind boar finds an apple once in awhile as long as he keeps looking." In my case, I walked right into an orchard at harvest time.

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