Single Gal
Currently I'm single, but I've been married three times and I'm only thirty-one. Monogamy just doesn't work for me. People are always shocked when they hear that I've had three husbands, but my first marriage probably shouldn't count because I was only eighteen and it only lasted four months, but it's still a valid statistic. We ran away together and I meant every word when I said my vows to him, and that goes for the other two as well.
I don't know what it is about guys, but even the whole 'open marriage' idea doesn't mesh very well with their egos. That's how my last marriage was supposed to work, but he ended up getting very jealous over one guy I was seeing and made a big deal about it. Of course I never made a stink about any of the women he was fucking, but the double standard is alive and well in the twenty first century.
I've been in a weird place ever since my last divorce and I've been fucking a lot of men, even for me. I love sex and I won't apologize for taking advantage of a hot stud who's willing to fuck around on his wife or girlfriend either. I think of it as training. If I do my job right, not only is the cheating guy satisfied, but he'll take home some new tricks and improve his fucked up love life. I don't think monogamy works for very many people at all. It's just something we get sold on by our culture.
I don't care if I get married again. I don't need a man in my life to take care of me or anything like that. I'm a financial analyst and I do very well. I actually had to pay my second husband alimony for two years. What a fucked up legal system we have. Divorce never gets easy, even with a pre-nup (for my third time around, I was a bit cautious).
Part of my problem now (if you call it a problem) is that since I had an active swinging lifestyle with my husband I have figured out how to get laid whenever I want, exactly how I like it. I just use online dating sites. It's very easy, and the kinkier you are the better. There are so many options for meeting up with like-minded people through the net it's just crazy. If I want to have a muscular guy throw me around for a few hours, he's just a click away. If I want someone with a bit of sensitivity and the means to take me to an expensive restaurant, it takes a couple minutes of going through profiles and finding someone suitable. If I want a threesome with a gorgeous, educated couple, I just change my search parameters and then run out the door to meet them.
Couples are the easiest to find and manage for casual sex. The reason is the guy is already taken- there's no falling in love or wondering if anyone's feelings have been hurt. Having a threesome with a couple is just about getting each other off, and doing it with style. I typically like that the best, but from time to time I give a single guy with the right stuff a chance. My last encounter worked out so well I'm here typing away to brag, and make sure I don't forget the experience. It was incredible.
His name was Steve, and he didn't fall into my muscular category. He caught my eye with a hilarious self loathing description of himself as a "stick figure Viagra popping pervert desperately searching for a double jointed gymnast who can play the trumpet." I just had to send him a message that said I wasn't double jointed or a skilled trumpeter, but I was interested in helping him work through a few Viagra prescriptions if he'd let me, and the rest is history.
As I thought, he'd never even taken Viagra before in his life. I brought some with me, an old prescription of my ex-husband's. I knew it would rock his world. (Oh and if you're going to bug me about giving medication to people without a prescription, fuck off). I made Steve fuck me first, sans drugs, and then when he thought it would be impossible to do it again, he took a pill.
The results aren't instant, but after a dip in his pool we shared a wonderful afternoon of carnal lust. I hope the filter on that thing works: I think we added a gallon of come to it because we dove in repeatedly to cool off after every hot fuck. Steve was actually unusual when it comes to Viagra- all guys are able to keep it up on that stuff, but many have trouble experiencing repeated orgasms. Steve just kept pumping semen all over and inside me. We did everything together and he was respectful, but there were no limits. I love that in a man, especially when it gets down to the kinky stuff, like pulling my hair while calling me a bitch and roughly fucking me in the ass.
Whoops. Is that shocking? Sometimes it takes guys awhile to get with the program and do me like I want. Steve was no different, but once he figured it out he was perfect. I like being dominated and I love anal sex, but too many guys don't know how to work into it, you know? I'm not big on pain. I can get my ass slammed just as hard as my pussy, but before that can happen I need a lot of foreplay, which Steve was willing and able to give before assuming his proper role as a dominating man.
I'm not solely into being dominated though, I turn it around on men all the time and usually I have to be dominating first in order to get the guy I'm with to do the same for me. I don't mind, and it's what I did with Steve. The look he gave me was priceless when I slapped his cock hard with the face of my hand and said, "this better not go soft on me when I shove it up my ass or I'll give you a black eye you fucking man whore." There are no rules, but I make up rules all the time when it comes to sex. It's fun. Steve got it, we made a good match.
I'm going to see him again, but that's the only downside to hooking up with a single guy. The last thing I need is some needy boyfriend- if there's anything I can't stand its guys acting like pussies. I think I'm going to be single for a long time, but it's a wonderful life.
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