Sex 101: What NOT TO DO
If You Want To Be A Better Lover (For Guys)
Don't Be Unprepared
Cover your stump before you hump. 'Nuff said.
Don't Take Your Pants Off First
A naked man with his socks on is not a pretty site.
Don't Squeeze Her Breasts
Touch, fondle, caress, cup, stroke, pat. DO NOT grab, grip, squash, twist, pull, or clench. Save the rough treatment for a stress ball.
Don't Go Too Fast
If it feels as though foreplay has gone on long enough, it hasn't. Spend as much time as you think is humanly possible on foreplay, then keep it up for another twenty minutes. That might be enough.
Don't Caress In Straight Lines
Tactile sensations are better when a touch is unexpected. A caress in a straight line is predictable and not as powerful. Move your hands in erratic patterns as you touch her.
Don't Grab Her Head
Most women do not like having their face pushed into a pillow, hair pulled like a rope, or ears gripped while their giving you head. Go figure, they're funny that way.
Don't Stop For A Break
A lot of men like a little break in tempo and pace while they're making love. Most women prefer a steady approach. If you stop just before she comes there is a good chance she won't come at all. Keep it up, whatever you're doing (licking, stroking, fucking) and don't change the tempo.
Don't Make Her Do Yoga
If a woman wants to put her legs behind her ears she'll do it herself, she doesn't need any help. Pulling tendons is not sexy, it hurts.
Don't Put Your Weight On Her
Men weigh a lot more than women and usually don't realize how heavy they are. Don't squish her.
Don't Ask If She Has Come
We'll let you in on a little secret here: if you have to ask, she didn't.
Don't Thank Her
Sex is a mutual experience; it's very likely that she didn't have sex with you out of pity (women don't do that). You might thank a prostitute for a job well done, don't thank a lover.
Don't Go To A Bar To Get Laid
A singles bar is the worst place to find some pussy. Use the Internet, the biggest and the best online dating service is Adult Friend Finder. They have millions of women in their database looking for casual sex- it's easy, it's free to join, and it's a lot of fun.
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