Picking up girls has never been fun for me. I donít care where it is, the bar scene, the beach, just running into a babe at the grocery store, I have a lot of trouble saying the right questions. I wouldnít say I always strike out (even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile) but my success ratio isnít exactly something to be envied.
To be perfectly honest, even with online dating my success ratio isnít very good, but the advantage of the Net is that I can strike out ten times in one night and still get lucky. Itís really the only way Iíve gotten laid now for the last two years, but Iím not complaining. Itís how I met Angela, a gorgeous redhead with attitude - exactly the type of girl I would never have a chance with in a bar, and I fucked her stupid last weekend and I donĎt think IĎll ever stop talking about it.
Iím not the type of guy she would normally consider dating, but for one night while her muscle head boyfriend was partying with his friends she went online and found me. The rest is history.
I was playful and edgy enough to catch her interest- I think I hooked her when I said Iíve never fucked a woman without giving her at least three orgasms. It was a total lie of course, but it was enough to get her back to my place. As for the rest of our conversation, I wasnít lying when I said I would worship her body for hours until I passed out from exhaustion.
Our date was on the spur of the moment, and unfortunately she happened to live a little further away than I was accustomed to, but it all worked out. The extra drive gave my cock time to cool off after our heated conversation on the Net.
When we met face to face (always my worst moment, Iím no pretty boy) she surprised me with a warm hug and a peck on the cheek. I remember a time when a kiss like that from a babe of her caliber would have had me whacking off for months thinking about it. When Angela did it, all I thought about was that she would look good with my come smeared all over her lips.
We had one drink in a deserted bar and thatís all I had to buy for the whole night. Sometimes I think I should make later arrangements with all my dates to avoid paying for dinner. It was a slam dunk date and I even had her half naked in the car on the way home. Just for fun she walked into my house completely naked, taking me up on a dare. I actually worried for a moment that my neighbors might see her and get annoyed, but as I watched her supple breasts bounce their way into my foyer I realized there was no way anyone would want to complain about a display like that.
She sucked my cock like a pro as soon as we were inside and I had to use a chair to keep my balance when I came. I got my wish about seeing what she would look like with my come all over her lips, and the night was just starting.
I went down on her after that, and as promised, I worshiped her body, paying special attention to her tight pussy concealed under a well trimmed bush. Red hair throughout. The curtains matched the carpet. Fucking perfect. After her first orgasm she was squealing to get fucked by my cock, but I also remembered the promise Iíd made to her about three orgasms and I went and got a vibrator I keep around for occasions just such as this.
Sheíd never used a vibrator before! Iím pretty sure Iíve never fucked a chick who didnít own half a dozen, but it was cool introducing her to something new. I was especially surprised too because she seemed so experienced when we were trash talking each other and stuff online.
The vibrator was good for just one orgasm, and even that was hard to bring out of her with it. She really didnít seem to like it very much, and that was fine by me because after licking and probing her slick tunnel for almost an hour my cock was as hard as steel.
I banged her in every position I could think of, and I donít know where I found the energy, but I came three times that night. She was shocked, and Iím proud to say I shattered the three orgasm promise. She lost count after five.
I also fulfilled my other promise about passing out from exhaustion after pleasing her. I donít know when we stopped fucking, but we collapsed in a heap on my bed with her on top of me. It wasnít planned, and she freaked out in the morning that she didnít know what she was going to tell her boyfriend. I wasnít much help, I drew a blank thinking about excuses she could give him. My mind wasnít fully concentrated on the problem though, I was upset myself that she was too freaked out to want to have morning sex.
I havenít heard from her since, and I imagine I wonít, but it was a good date all the same. It was a good day for me all around. Itís nice to be able to make some bold statements and then fulfill them.
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