The Freakier The Better
I know all these stories are supposed to be "I can't believe this happened to me," but mine really isn't like that. I've always been able to pick up chicks, and I've done so many freaky things with strange women I wouldn't even know where to start. There's nothing unusual about it. It has and does happen to me all the time.
I'm really only writing in to brag, and to profess my love for online dating like the rest of your authors. For all the guys out there, I have one piece of advice: girls love confidence, and that's it. The rest is minor; stuff like looks, V shaped back, cut muscles, above average height, intelligence, etc. That sort of thing on a scale of one to ten is about a 3 at best. I have all of those in my favor as well, but confidence is my biggest asset. I know a lot of guys who I think are better looking than me and they don't get laid half as much as I do. I also know some really ugly guys with overdeveloped egos who can get any woman they want. It's all about confidence, even if it's self-deluded.
If you don't have the balls to come out and say what you really want to say to a woman, she's not going to do you in the restroom, suck your cock in the parking lot, or take you back to her dorm room for sex games while her busty roommate is 'sleeping' in the next bed. You'll just go home and whack off thinking about it.
The only other asset I have is access to the Internet, and online dating is this generation's version of free love. It's too easy to hook up with just any woman these days. I can admit when I first started I wasn't so picky, but now I only seek out the true sex freaks. I prefer cheating wives for getting down and dirty in the middle of an afternoon, but for a night I want to remember, I go for single babes in their mid twenties. I don't care about blonde, brunette, big tits, that sort of thing. I like sexy women who can't go three days without getting fucked, and it's a group that's tough to classify.
Okay, you want to hear some freaky stories? I've been banging this twenty-nine year old housewife on and off for a couple months- last week she invited her fine ass forty-year-old neighbor over for a threesome and I nailed them both in every hole. The wife sucked my cock right out of her friend's pussy and ass. We almost got caught too- I was just leaving when her husband came home and I pretended to be the neighbor's nephew.
That little fantasy about fucking a college chick while her roommate was sleeping… that happened to me (the same chick also blew me in the parking lot of a university bar), and the next morning I fucked the roommate as well because my date left me sleeping to go to a class. The roommate said she'd been going crazy all night listening to us go at it and she was praying we'd be left alone together.
One date I made online was for a quickie in the middle of a public park. She was married and she was the first woman I ever had swallow all my come without gagging or spitting.
I banged a girl who worked in a furniture store- during store hours while she was working. I wanted to fuck on one of the display beds, but she was too shy. We comprimised when I managed to convince her to fuck me on the floor between the beds. It was better, it gave us enough privacy to go at it for twenty minutes. I got come all over her hair though, that was hilarious.
I have too many stories to tell for one email, and maybe I should save some of them for detailed encounters. If I have time, I'll write a couple. Right now I'm 'dating' three babes at the same time, and I have a standing 'fuck me anytime' relationship with a blonde housewife whose husband is always working. I met them all online, so you can see why I'm a big fan of Internet Dating.
The housewife is the best sex freak I've ever been with and I don't think I'll ever stop fucking her. At least I hope I don't. I'll call her Helen in this letter, but the name doesn't matter. She amazes me with being so free spirited, there's nothing we haven't don together, and she's not jealous at all.
Nobody will believe this, but Helen once convinced me to be a stripper for a bachelorette party she threw for a friend. I got paid three hundred bucks for my trouble (which was having my cock touched and squeezed by half a dozen sex-crazed married babes) and Helen orchestrated a private dance for me with the very sexy bride to be.
That babe really shouldn't have worn white on her wedding day, she made me fuck her from behind while calling her a slut and pulling her hair as hard as I could. The next time I talked to Helen she told me her friend had paid an extra four hundred dollars because she'd asked to be set up with a stripper who would fuck her however she wanted. She wanted her "one last fling" to be special. Helen still kept the extra money, and now she likes teasing me that she's my pimp!
I'm done, if I keep going I'll go over the maximum word requirement. I think I've said enough though. I love freaky women and I'm enjoying being single. I love the website by the way. Cheers!
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